I hate ELI

Okay so this is my first blog so dont be mad if its gay. Im doing this because the wife says its "healthy". Anyways, I am basically going to use this to vent and talk about sports. My brother-in-law talked me and the rest of the family into playing this fantasy football thing that everyone is doing. Well it actually turns out to be a ton of fun! Hahaha I just busted out a rhyme. Anyways, I start out the fantasy thing undefeated and really confident. I was 2-0 and on cloud 9. Well since that I have pretty much stunk up the fantasy world and the wife is just totally dominating!!!! She has to be the luckiest person alive.....and I say that because she is a huge Giants fan and called them winning the super bowl last year....RIDICULOUS!!!!! I mean she took Eli Manning as her number one pick overall in our league, which is totally insane. She doesn't have great running backs and yet she is kicking all of our butts....and she says its because of her love for Eli and the GIANTS!!!! Sadly, I am beginning to believe her because everytime I talk bad about Eli he plays the game of his life!!! I told her that if Eli got more points than Tom Brady, aka Fantasy God, that I would get her the Manning jersey she has been craving for over 2 years. As we all know, or at least us sports nuts know, Brady got hurt in the 1st quarter of the 1st game....ELI WINS AND MY BABY GETS HER JERSEY!!!! LUCKY!!!! To throw salt on the wound she is 4-1 and in first in our fantasy league, her Giants are in first in the NFC East, and she confidently walks around with that DAMN ELI JERSEY ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now about the real sports stuff. My Cowboys pulled one off today against a garbage team that we should have beat by 20. At least we beat them by more points than the Giants did...my little stab at ELI!!!! The Panthers also looked really impressive today. They shut out the Chiefs. Now I am watching the pitiful baseball playoffs. Only one of the teams that I would have liked to win their series is winning. The Cubs bombed out, the Brewers let it slip away, and the Red Sox are about to put the Angels away....LETS GO RAYS!!!!

Other non-sports related stuff....today was my Gramas birthday she turned 74! Wow, I can't imagine being that old!!!! That sounds mean but I am being serious. I will be 26 in 4 days and that seems old as crap to me!!!

And to end my blog I will talk about the most important thing to me....MY WIFE! In about 11 minutes we will have been married for 1 year or as the wise JOE JOE says uno ano (thats that puerto rican spanish yoseph speaks)! It was awesome hanging out with him and demolishing people at volleyball today but anyways back to the love of my life! I don't know how she has put up with me all this time. I know I am an ass sometimes but she continues to love me! I will one day be able to give her the world, or at least all the make-up and clothes she wants, but until then I hope she sticks with me and we get through this tough time! Next year on our 2 year anniversary we will have a ton more money and we are going to go somewhere special like......London or France!!! Lets just be a little more realistic we will be at a Giants game rooting for her boy ELI!!!!! I love her and hate ELI!

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY BABY DOLL! I LOVE YOU!!!! I WIN!!!! ITS 12:00am!!!!!!