Well we are finally in the house and it is incredible!!!!! We are still in the process of moving all our junk in and getting stuff organized but its great having all this space! The house looks delicious too....the siding guys took forever but did an amazing job!!! We are having a little house warming/its 2009/lets go pirates party on the 2nd of January!! Everyone is invited...we have lots of space but sorry no furniture yet!! If you plan on drinking and staying the night bring pillows and blankets!! Cant wait to see you all!
Oh yeah, I gotta toot the wifes horn because she has been awesome since we moved to the new house. She cooked, cleaned, and has gotten up and showered before class for the past 2 weeks!!!! She is great and I wish I could buy her more stuff for Christmas!!! Speaking of Christmas, I cant wait!!!!! The new job is giving me 3 days off for XMAS and 3 days off for New Years!!!! Sreet!
Hope you all have a great holiday!!!! Come to the party whoever reads this!
Friday, December 19, 2008
Monday, November 17, 2008
WTF are you doing in here?
I have done some pretty embarassing things in my life but on Friday....I crushed them all.
Dylunn and I were driving from Rocky Mt heading to Nashville to check on the kittens. I had to pee soooooo bad and there are no toilets in the house where the cats are living. So, I was forced to stop at the Wal-Mart in Nashville. It's raining outside so we are hauling butt to get inside! Dylunn is trying to stop and get a shopping cart and I am dragging him along...thats how bad I have to let it rain! He says he will wait outside so I don't even look back I shoot right in and hit the first toilet I see. As I am doing the rain dance and making my normal moaning noises (all guys know what I am talking about) I realize there were no urinals when I came in. So I am peeing and thinking why are there no urinals....OH WELL I THOUGHT! This is probably one of the best draining of the main veins I have had in a long time. So after a few minutes I walk out the door and there are two women standing at the sinks....one big black lady....the other was an old white lady. The black lady looks directly in my embarassed eyes and says WTF are you doing in here???? I was dumbfounded....speechless....down right ashamed! I put my head down and tried to get out of there before anyone else realized what my dumbass has done! Before I could even get out the door this other big black lady, which was a wal-mart employee, catches me at the door and says "this is the ladies restroom, sir." I wanted to be like no shit captain obvious but I was way too embarassed. It was awful....the ladies at the register, which was conviently right in front of the ladies bathroom, were whispering about me....but it was that whisper that everyone in Nash County could hear!!! Yeah, Dylunn and I got the heck out of there! I just thought I would share that embarassing story with you all.
After that little brain fart....my weekend was pretty good. The wife, Brandi, and myself went up to Raleigh to stay with willy and get crazy. We ended up going to a bar and grill....which was straight except everyone was wearing gay ass NC STATE shirts!!!! My wife was looking fine in her OTK socks and all the guys were trying to mangle her and Brandi! We dipped out of there and headed to ah da club!!! Will and I headed straight for the bar....which is the norm for us!!! The time we got a beer and turned around the girls were getting wicked on the dance floor. Bake was cutting a rug like no other!!! Will and I got to talking and looking around and realized we were in an asian club.....thats fine and all but will is a sucker for the asians!!!! His eyes got to wandering the club and there were at least 20 asian chicks in there!!! He was in heaven for about 2 hours! The night ended as usual....I got tired of being there....picked a fight....argued the whole way home.....got straight....and had an awesome night with the CREW!!!!!!! We finally went to bed around 4 something. Great times.....
Dylunn and I were driving from Rocky Mt heading to Nashville to check on the kittens. I had to pee soooooo bad and there are no toilets in the house where the cats are living. So, I was forced to stop at the Wal-Mart in Nashville. It's raining outside so we are hauling butt to get inside! Dylunn is trying to stop and get a shopping cart and I am dragging him along...thats how bad I have to let it rain! He says he will wait outside so I don't even look back I shoot right in and hit the first toilet I see. As I am doing the rain dance and making my normal moaning noises (all guys know what I am talking about) I realize there were no urinals when I came in. So I am peeing and thinking why are there no urinals....OH WELL I THOUGHT! This is probably one of the best draining of the main veins I have had in a long time. So after a few minutes I walk out the door and there are two women standing at the sinks....one big black lady....the other was an old white lady. The black lady looks directly in my embarassed eyes and says WTF are you doing in here???? I was dumbfounded....speechless....down right ashamed! I put my head down and tried to get out of there before anyone else realized what my dumbass has done! Before I could even get out the door this other big black lady, which was a wal-mart employee, catches me at the door and says "this is the ladies restroom, sir." I wanted to be like no shit captain obvious but I was way too embarassed. It was awful....the ladies at the register, which was conviently right in front of the ladies bathroom, were whispering about me....but it was that whisper that everyone in Nash County could hear!!! Yeah, Dylunn and I got the heck out of there! I just thought I would share that embarassing story with you all.
After that little brain fart....my weekend was pretty good. The wife, Brandi, and myself went up to Raleigh to stay with willy and get crazy. We ended up going to a bar and grill....which was straight except everyone was wearing gay ass NC STATE shirts!!!! My wife was looking fine in her OTK socks and all the guys were trying to mangle her and Brandi! We dipped out of there and headed to ah da club!!! Will and I headed straight for the bar....which is the norm for us!!! The time we got a beer and turned around the girls were getting wicked on the dance floor. Bake was cutting a rug like no other!!! Will and I got to talking and looking around and realized we were in an asian club.....thats fine and all but will is a sucker for the asians!!!! His eyes got to wandering the club and there were at least 20 asian chicks in there!!! He was in heaven for about 2 hours! The night ended as usual....I got tired of being there....picked a fight....argued the whole way home.....got straight....and had an awesome night with the CREW!!!!!!! We finally went to bed around 4 something. Great times.....
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Good weekend.
Unfortunately the weekend is over but it was an awesome weekend. We all were blessed with the presence of JOE JOE. He came down Friday and Saturday night and chilled with the wife, Brandi, and myself. We just chilled and watched movies the first night. We stayed up late drinking and talking. Saturday night was dinner and a movie night. We got VIP seats at Cracker Barrel thanks to Joe Joes connections. Then we caught the late movie, which I recommend to everyone, it was called Role Models. I laughed the entire time!
I have a new hobbie to go along with disc golfing. I am a wig hunter. I stay at the wig shop now. I have the technique down....I can handle about 13 wigs at a time. Pulling em down, putting them on the wife, and then putting em back on the mannequin before the Asian lady even knows they are missing!!!!!! Yeah the wifes new addiction is trying on every wig in the world.
Well I am going to make the wifey feel better. She came home from hanging out with a friend and she is acting all weird....so gotta go do what I do best and cheer her up. Hopefully this blog helps a little. I love her.
I have a new hobbie to go along with disc golfing. I am a wig hunter. I stay at the wig shop now. I have the technique down....I can handle about 13 wigs at a time. Pulling em down, putting them on the wife, and then putting em back on the mannequin before the Asian lady even knows they are missing!!!!!! Yeah the wifes new addiction is trying on every wig in the world.
Well I am going to make the wifey feel better. She came home from hanging out with a friend and she is acting all weird....so gotta go do what I do best and cheer her up. Hopefully this blog helps a little. I love her.
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Yeah
Just felt like writing. Okay, I can't believe I just said that. See my wife has rubbed off on me...I am writing blogs and reading!!!! I have read 3 books that were all over 300 pages and thats saying a ton for me!!! Granted they were sports books but I am still reading. I have tried to mix it up because I am now reading a serial killer book....NO GUYS IM NOT A WEIRDO! I just like reading about how fucked up people can be...well maybe I am a little weird.
The main thing I wanted to write about is how fun this past weekend was for me. The wife, myself, cort, and willy nice all went to the Dean Dome Friday night for "Late night with Roy." Yeah it was awesome and the team looked damn good! The new kid was ripping rebounds down from the rooftop, Danny was dropping threes from Keenan Stadium, and the team was just flowing!! I am beyond stoked about this season....just wish baseball would hurry up and end!!!!!!! So boring when my Braves aren't in it! Oh yeah Saturday night was straight too! Kevin threw down and it was a bunch of craziness as always. I hope he doesn't move his ass to Charlotte!
Oh yeah I don't know how many of you are SAW fans but part 5 sucked....6 best pick it up!
Finally, our house is almost done!! All we need now are the toilets...and a little painting but we can do that at anytime. The siding guy is coming next week and that should be it....I am beyond excited! We will be having some kind of get together/cookout if its not freezing by then!
K bye
The main thing I wanted to write about is how fun this past weekend was for me. The wife, myself, cort, and willy nice all went to the Dean Dome Friday night for "Late night with Roy." Yeah it was awesome and the team looked damn good! The new kid was ripping rebounds down from the rooftop, Danny was dropping threes from Keenan Stadium, and the team was just flowing!! I am beyond stoked about this season....just wish baseball would hurry up and end!!!!!!! So boring when my Braves aren't in it! Oh yeah Saturday night was straight too! Kevin threw down and it was a bunch of craziness as always. I hope he doesn't move his ass to Charlotte!
Oh yeah I don't know how many of you are SAW fans but part 5 sucked....6 best pick it up!
Finally, our house is almost done!! All we need now are the toilets...and a little painting but we can do that at anytime. The siding guy is coming next week and that should be it....I am beyond excited! We will be having some kind of get together/cookout if its not freezing by then!
K bye
Monday, October 20, 2008
been a while....
Well the wife informed me that it has been a week since I have written a blog.....guess that was a hint!!
So this past week was fun and adventerous. We have been working and trying to get into our new house. We will hopefully be in there by halloween!! Speaking of halloween what is everyone doing??? The wife and I are trying to figure out what to do. As of right now, I think we will be heading to Gville (gotta keep the tradition alive) and hanging out with the old crew!!! I really cant wait to see everyone!! Also, we need some costume ideas....preferably something really cheap!!
Anyways back to blogging about my week! Friday night was fun we just hung out with Brandi and Bucky. We really didn't do much but Brandi made some delicious spaghetti!!!
Then on Saturday the Keeters came up and stayed the night with us. We thought we would hang out and stay in the new house but we realized we didnt have any toilets over there yet! Whoops my bad AJ! Anyways, we made it a good night by just chilling and watching movies at the in-laws crib! Then we got up early on Sunday and went out to the golf course! I played like crap for the second straight time but my baby dominated!! She has gotten so much better since the first time we played. She lowered her best score by over 10 strokes!! She played way better than me but it's all good because I dominated her face in fantasy football! I know she "let" me win but a win is a win and I'll take it.
See normally I would talk about sports here but I am not gonna bore you all today. I am trying to learn to write about more stuff other than sports. So thats it....k bye!
LOVE YOU BABY!
So this past week was fun and adventerous. We have been working and trying to get into our new house. We will hopefully be in there by halloween!! Speaking of halloween what is everyone doing??? The wife and I are trying to figure out what to do. As of right now, I think we will be heading to Gville (gotta keep the tradition alive) and hanging out with the old crew!!! I really cant wait to see everyone!! Also, we need some costume ideas....preferably something really cheap!!
Anyways back to blogging about my week! Friday night was fun we just hung out with Brandi and Bucky. We really didn't do much but Brandi made some delicious spaghetti!!!
Then on Saturday the Keeters came up and stayed the night with us. We thought we would hang out and stay in the new house but we realized we didnt have any toilets over there yet! Whoops my bad AJ! Anyways, we made it a good night by just chilling and watching movies at the in-laws crib! Then we got up early on Sunday and went out to the golf course! I played like crap for the second straight time but my baby dominated!! She has gotten so much better since the first time we played. She lowered her best score by over 10 strokes!! She played way better than me but it's all good because I dominated her face in fantasy football! I know she "let" me win but a win is a win and I'll take it.
See normally I would talk about sports here but I am not gonna bore you all today. I am trying to learn to write about more stuff other than sports. So thats it....k bye!
LOVE YOU BABY!
Monday, October 13, 2008
Fantasy football and Eli Manning are the devil!
Yeah well I went and did it again! I talked junk about ELI and what do you know? My boy Romo got hurt! He is going to be out for about 4 weeks unless he sucks it up and gets out there and battles through it like a MAN!! What sucks the most is that he will be out for the first Dallas/Giants game. Will let them win that one!
I don't even want to talk about Carolina. They looked so great last week....and then come out and stink it up this week.
Now, lets talk about the pitiful ECU PIRATES!!! What happened to them? Anyone remember when we were 3-0 and ranked 14th???? That was like 4 weeks ago!!!!!! Oh well thats what my teams do best...LOSE!!!!
Other than the crappy football weekend everything else was awesome! The wife and I got free tickets to a concert in RR! (Thanks pops!) We hit that up and I got to see some old friends and drink a little beer. I was proud of the wife because she took down 3 big bud lights at the concert and ate some sonic and didnt puke!! Cant say the same for Jody! He was puking all night long! We had another family cookout which always brings out the crew. We got down with some volleyball and tennis! Everyone should come out but im going to go ahead and warn you all....you will probably be hit in the face by one of my ferocious spikes!!!! I pick people off!
Anyways, the wife has had tonight marked on the schedule for about a month now. Her beloved ELI is playing the Browns tonight. I guess I have to stop hating so much or she/eli/or the football gods will take my whole cowboys team out! (I also need him to throw to D. Hixon for 90 yards so I can win my first game in Cashwells fantasy football league...yeah im 0-5)
I don't even want to talk about Carolina. They looked so great last week....and then come out and stink it up this week.
Now, lets talk about the pitiful ECU PIRATES!!! What happened to them? Anyone remember when we were 3-0 and ranked 14th???? That was like 4 weeks ago!!!!!! Oh well thats what my teams do best...LOSE!!!!
Other than the crappy football weekend everything else was awesome! The wife and I got free tickets to a concert in RR! (Thanks pops!) We hit that up and I got to see some old friends and drink a little beer. I was proud of the wife because she took down 3 big bud lights at the concert and ate some sonic and didnt puke!! Cant say the same for Jody! He was puking all night long! We had another family cookout which always brings out the crew. We got down with some volleyball and tennis! Everyone should come out but im going to go ahead and warn you all....you will probably be hit in the face by one of my ferocious spikes!!!! I pick people off!
Anyways, the wife has had tonight marked on the schedule for about a month now. Her beloved ELI is playing the Browns tonight. I guess I have to stop hating so much or she/eli/or the football gods will take my whole cowboys team out! (I also need him to throw to D. Hixon for 90 yards so I can win my first game in Cashwells fantasy football league...yeah im 0-5)
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
for you babe
Once again I am doing this for the wifey!!!! We all went out last night and shot some pool and she demanded all of us to either write a blog or start a blogging account. She was kind of scaring people so I think everyone will probably end up doing this.....well except for Adam!
Anyways, I am pretty excited because as I was mangling everyone at the pool hall last night I caught the poker bug again. I saw that they have live tournaments out there at Sharks and Shooters. I used to play back in the Ville but haven't played live in forever!! The wife and I might have to go hurt some feelings up there!
I also noticed at the disc golf course that they have a tournament every 1st Saturday of the month!! I figured I would go ahead and win the poker tournament then destroy at disc golf. I know some of you guys (or should I say ladies cus im quite sure there is not a single guy doing/reading these blogs besides me) are laughing that I play disc golf but its quite fun!! If you haven't tried it out yet I am extending a warm welcome to you all! I have discs and everything just come out there with me and the wife and you will love it! Whats not to love? It's free, its outside, and its good exercise!!!! I will also give you free lessons and thats worth a ton! Hit me or the wifey up!
Ummmm other than that my birthday is coming up tomorrow. Yeah, I know, I am an old bastard. The big 26, I mean I am at that stage where I am counting down the years before I hit 30!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aghhhhhhhhhhhhh! My boy Cort is coming down to hang out on my birthday and I am going to put him to work! Don't think he knows yet but we are going to the other house and get the painting done so I can get the wife in there as soon as possible!!! She is being rebellious at her moms house! She has broken every rule her mom has and she has been caught everytime!! She is such a badass!
Well gotta run to work. Hope you all enjoy reading my randomness about as much as the wife enjoys it! Take it easy!!
Anyways, I am pretty excited because as I was mangling everyone at the pool hall last night I caught the poker bug again. I saw that they have live tournaments out there at Sharks and Shooters. I used to play back in the Ville but haven't played live in forever!! The wife and I might have to go hurt some feelings up there!
I also noticed at the disc golf course that they have a tournament every 1st Saturday of the month!! I figured I would go ahead and win the poker tournament then destroy at disc golf. I know some of you guys (or should I say ladies cus im quite sure there is not a single guy doing/reading these blogs besides me) are laughing that I play disc golf but its quite fun!! If you haven't tried it out yet I am extending a warm welcome to you all! I have discs and everything just come out there with me and the wife and you will love it! Whats not to love? It's free, its outside, and its good exercise!!!! I will also give you free lessons and thats worth a ton! Hit me or the wifey up!
Ummmm other than that my birthday is coming up tomorrow. Yeah, I know, I am an old bastard. The big 26, I mean I am at that stage where I am counting down the years before I hit 30!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aghhhhhhhhhhhhh! My boy Cort is coming down to hang out on my birthday and I am going to put him to work! Don't think he knows yet but we are going to the other house and get the painting done so I can get the wife in there as soon as possible!!! She is being rebellious at her moms house! She has broken every rule her mom has and she has been caught everytime!! She is such a badass!
Well gotta run to work. Hope you all enjoy reading my randomness about as much as the wife enjoys it! Take it easy!!
Sunday, October 5, 2008
I hate ELI
Okay so this is my first blog so dont be mad if its gay. Im doing this because the wife says its "healthy". Anyways, I am basically going to use this to vent and talk about sports. My brother-in-law talked me and the rest of the family into playing this fantasy football thing that everyone is doing. Well it actually turns out to be a ton of fun! Hahaha I just busted out a rhyme. Anyways, I start out the fantasy thing undefeated and really confident. I was 2-0 and on cloud 9. Well since that I have pretty much stunk up the fantasy world and the wife is just totally dominating!!!! She has to be the luckiest person alive.....and I say that because she is a huge Giants fan and called them winning the super bowl last year....RIDICULOUS!!!!! I mean she took Eli Manning as her number one pick overall in our league, which is totally insane. She doesn't have great running backs and yet she is kicking all of our butts....and she says its because of her love for Eli and the GIANTS!!!! Sadly, I am beginning to believe her because everytime I talk bad about Eli he plays the game of his life!!! I told her that if Eli got more points than Tom Brady, aka Fantasy God, that I would get her the Manning jersey she has been craving for over 2 years. As we all know, or at least us sports nuts know, Brady got hurt in the 1st quarter of the 1st game....ELI WINS AND MY BABY GETS HER JERSEY!!!! LUCKY!!!! To throw salt on the wound she is 4-1 and in first in our fantasy league, her Giants are in first in the NFC East, and she confidently walks around with that DAMN ELI JERSEY ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now about the real sports stuff. My Cowboys pulled one off today against a garbage team that we should have beat by 20. At least we beat them by more points than the Giants did...my little stab at ELI!!!! The Panthers also looked really impressive today. They shut out the Chiefs. Now I am watching the pitiful baseball playoffs. Only one of the teams that I would have liked to win their series is winning. The Cubs bombed out, the Brewers let it slip away, and the Red Sox are about to put the Angels away....LETS GO RAYS!!!!
Other non-sports related stuff....today was my Gramas birthday she turned 74! Wow, I can't imagine being that old!!!! That sounds mean but I am being serious. I will be 26 in 4 days and that seems old as crap to me!!!
And to end my blog I will talk about the most important thing to me....MY WIFE! In about 11 minutes we will have been married for 1 year or as the wise JOE JOE says uno ano (thats that puerto rican spanish yoseph speaks)! It was awesome hanging out with him and demolishing people at volleyball today but anyways back to the love of my life! I don't know how she has put up with me all this time. I know I am an ass sometimes but she continues to love me! I will one day be able to give her the world, or at least all the make-up and clothes she wants, but until then I hope she sticks with me and we get through this tough time! Next year on our 2 year anniversary we will have a ton more money and we are going to go somewhere special like......London or France!!! Lets just be a little more realistic we will be at a Giants game rooting for her boy ELI!!!!! I love her and hate ELI!
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY BABY DOLL! I LOVE YOU!!!! I WIN!!!! ITS 12:00am!!!!!!
Now about the real sports stuff. My Cowboys pulled one off today against a garbage team that we should have beat by 20. At least we beat them by more points than the Giants did...my little stab at ELI!!!! The Panthers also looked really impressive today. They shut out the Chiefs. Now I am watching the pitiful baseball playoffs. Only one of the teams that I would have liked to win their series is winning. The Cubs bombed out, the Brewers let it slip away, and the Red Sox are about to put the Angels away....LETS GO RAYS!!!!
Other non-sports related stuff....today was my Gramas birthday she turned 74! Wow, I can't imagine being that old!!!! That sounds mean but I am being serious. I will be 26 in 4 days and that seems old as crap to me!!!
And to end my blog I will talk about the most important thing to me....MY WIFE! In about 11 minutes we will have been married for 1 year or as the wise JOE JOE says uno ano (thats that puerto rican spanish yoseph speaks)! It was awesome hanging out with him and demolishing people at volleyball today but anyways back to the love of my life! I don't know how she has put up with me all this time. I know I am an ass sometimes but she continues to love me! I will one day be able to give her the world, or at least all the make-up and clothes she wants, but until then I hope she sticks with me and we get through this tough time! Next year on our 2 year anniversary we will have a ton more money and we are going to go somewhere special like......London or France!!! Lets just be a little more realistic we will be at a Giants game rooting for her boy ELI!!!!! I love her and hate ELI!
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY BABY DOLL! I LOVE YOU!!!! I WIN!!!! ITS 12:00am!!!!!!
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