WTF are you doing in here?

I have done some pretty embarassing things in my life but on Friday....I crushed them all.

Dylunn and I were driving from Rocky Mt heading to Nashville to check on the kittens. I had to pee soooooo bad and there are no toilets in the house where the cats are living. So, I was forced to stop at the Wal-Mart in Nashville. It's raining outside so we are hauling butt to get inside! Dylunn is trying to stop and get a shopping cart and I am dragging him along...thats how bad I have to let it rain! He says he will wait outside so I don't even look back I shoot right in and hit the first toilet I see. As I am doing the rain dance and making my normal moaning noises (all guys know what I am talking about) I realize there were no urinals when I came in. So I am peeing and thinking why are there no urinals....OH WELL I THOUGHT! This is probably one of the best draining of the main veins I have had in a long time. So after a few minutes I walk out the door and there are two women standing at the sinks....one big black lady....the other was an old white lady. The black lady looks directly in my embarassed eyes and says WTF are you doing in here???? I was dumbfounded....speechless....down right ashamed! I put my head down and tried to get out of there before anyone else realized what my dumbass has done! Before I could even get out the door this other big black lady, which was a wal-mart employee, catches me at the door and says "this is the ladies restroom, sir." I wanted to be like no shit captain obvious but I was way too embarassed. It was awful....the ladies at the register, which was conviently right in front of the ladies bathroom, were whispering about me....but it was that whisper that everyone in Nash County could hear!!! Yeah, Dylunn and I got the heck out of there! I just thought I would share that embarassing story with you all.

After that little brain fart....my weekend was pretty good. The wife, Brandi, and myself went up to Raleigh to stay with willy and get crazy. We ended up going to a bar and grill....which was straight except everyone was wearing gay ass NC STATE shirts!!!! My wife was looking fine in her OTK socks and all the guys were trying to mangle her and Brandi! We dipped out of there and headed to ah da club!!! Will and I headed straight for the bar....which is the norm for us!!! The time we got a beer and turned around the girls were getting wicked on the dance floor. Bake was cutting a rug like no other!!! Will and I got to talking and looking around and realized we were in an asian club.....thats fine and all but will is a sucker for the asians!!!! His eyes got to wandering the club and there were at least 20 asian chicks in there!!! He was in heaven for about 2 hours! The night ended as usual....I got tired of being there....picked a fight....argued the whole way home.....got straight....and had an awesome night with the CREW!!!!!!! We finally went to bed around 4 something. Great times.....

Good weekend.

Unfortunately the weekend is over but it was an awesome weekend. We all were blessed with the presence of JOE JOE. He came down Friday and Saturday night and chilled with the wife, Brandi, and myself. We just chilled and watched movies the first night. We stayed up late drinking and talking. Saturday night was dinner and a movie night. We got VIP seats at Cracker Barrel thanks to Joe Joes connections. Then we caught the late movie, which I recommend to everyone, it was called Role Models. I laughed the entire time!

I have a new hobbie to go along with disc golfing. I am a wig hunter. I stay at the wig shop now. I have the technique down....I can handle about 13 wigs at a time. Pulling em down, putting them on the wife, and then putting em back on the mannequin before the Asian lady even knows they are missing!!!!!! Yeah the wifes new addiction is trying on every wig in the world.

Well I am going to make the wifey feel better. She came home from hanging out with a friend and she is acting all weird....so gotta go do what I do best and cheer her up. Hopefully this blog helps a little. I love her.